By: Boe-Boe

Not a lot of time,
Gotta keep it terse.
Don’t want to get a penalty flag,
So I’ll submit a little verse.

There, their and they’re,
Which one will I use?
Can’t mess up the grammar
Or Lenny will come unglued.

I’m fixin’ to learn me some words,
And use them in a sentence.
Uh-oh, here we go
With some maudlin corporeal maleficence.

Three weeks to go in the season,
And I hold a two game advantage.
If I rise to the rank of Overlord,
My subjects’ livers will need a bandage.

Miami’s winless, Vick’s in jail
and the Patsies haven’t lost.
Sometimes I wonder if Tony Danza fondled Alyssa Milano
On the set of ‘Who’s the Boss?’

Wait - back to 2007,
And things that make football nice.
But first I have to ask what’s the deal,
With this dude named Kimbo Slice?

As long as there’s bars that dispense golden joy,
I guess it doesn’t matter a pittance.
So to Jimmy’s Corner, the Village Pourhouse and 3rd and Long:
Thanks for making a difference.