| RULES Each of four contestant drafts two (2) of the previous year's last-place NFL teams. The contestant with the highest combined win total for the season is declared the overlord. Tiebreakers are 1) total points scored, 2) total points against, and 3) total touchdowns scored. STAKES The loser of the bet - the last-place finisher - must wear a garbage bag underneath his clothes for an entire evening of bar-hopping in New York City on a date of the overlord's choosing (heretofore referred to as "the payoff"). The loser's drinks are also chosen by the overlord, and the loser must pay for both his own drinks and those of the overlord. The garbage bag *must* be worn underneath the clothes, with the ties protruding from the neck. The third-place finisher must paint the logo of his worst team on his face during the payoff. The third-place finisher is also required to have his picture taken with 7 or more strangers during the course of the payoff. The second-place finisher must purchase and wear a jersey from his worst team during the payoff. The second-place finisher is also required to carry a football to all venues specified by the overlord for the duration of the payoff (a la The Program). If anyone is able to knock the football from his hands (heretofore referred to as a "fumble"), the second-place finisher must either buy that person a shot of their choice, or do said shot himself. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST WEAR AN NFL JERSEY FOR THE DURATION OF THE PAYOFF.
WRITE-UPS The weekly write-up must be submitted NO LATER than Wednesday... otherwise a red flag will be thrown.
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