by Joe-Joe

Week 11 has been completed
and the bag teams were at their worst;
The lone ‘49ers win this week
propelled me into first.

16 points, 13 points,
how few points can they get?
How ‘bout a wheel of cheese for the Packers,
and a bagel for the Jets?!?!

The Browns, the Texans, the Raiders,
things are normal here.
Like a pair of tight jeans on a heavyset girl,
they’re bringing up the rear.

McNabb? McInjured!
Brett Farve? Damaged elbow!
But seeing Cleveland collapse once again,
had me laughing like Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Drew Brees he throws for 500 yards
and still the Saints they lose.
Is it time to get a head start on Mardi Gras
and soak his troubles in booze?

Three write-ups in a row for me,
man this feels fantastic!
Much better than Leo will, I’m sure,
when he’s bar-crawling in the plastic.

I’m sorry for the lack of references
to this year’s theme, Iron Maidon.
I must have been breakin’ to Run DMC
while you all were worshiping Satan.

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