Save ME, that is. Washington's win over the Giants really made my quest for the Jersey an uphill climb. With two games to play, I'm two back. Here's what needs to happen in order for me to catch Colin for secnod place:

• Miami has to beat New England, at "The Razor." The game means nothing for either team, but still.
• Cleveland has to lose to Baltimore at home (given the Shitstains' performance this weekend, I'd say this is likely)
• Tennessee has to beat Jacksonville in Jax (Jax has clinched a playoff berth, but...)
• Philadelphia has to beat Washington at the Linc
• Cleveland and Washington's total points must not be more than Miami and Tennessee's points + 35

In short, I'm fucked. Better start looking for baby blue face paint and some of those temporary tattoos. This is going to look pretty stupid on my face:

Shawn got a too-little-too-late win from San Fran, but he's still assured of the worst record in the history of the bag. Randie went 2-0 to take the week. Since Colin got his 6,275th red flag last week, Randie's write-up will need to be extra special - I'm sure he'll come through.

One week to go.........

Posted by Lenny Herold at 11:27 AM | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBacks (0)

Now we're getting down to the nitty gritty. Shawn has officially clinched the bag - er, um, congratulations!, and good luck with that! - so the only two spots still up for grabs are Jerseyboy and Faintpacer. Colin steamrolled into week 16 with a 2-0 record to nab this week's write-up. Shawn's Raiders (I'm through claiming them as my own) shit the bed again, giving up a field goal as time expired to Cleveland, while the Redskins manhandled Dallas. Congratulations, Captain V - you da man.

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Posted by Lenny Herold at 10:32 AM | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBacks (0)

It was a busy weekend in the Bag. Team Herold, for obvious fear of the paint, is making a late season push. Lenny (10-16) went 2-0, getting the write up and moving one game behind Colin (11-15) with 3 weeks remaining...

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Posted by Randie Swanberg at 10:22 AM | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBacks (0)

We're one week closer to garbage bag bliss! Randie cut the field up and smoked us like a blunt.... AGAIN..... going 2-0 and coming within inches of clinching the overlord spot. Chris Chambers willed me to a 1-1 record by scoring a TD with 6 seconds left, giving me a somewhat-commanding 2 game lead over Shawn in the race against bag hell. Colin also went 1-1 to remain firmly planted in the Jerseyboy spot.

I expect lots of gloating, giggling and finger-pointing from Randie in his write-up, due out Real Soon Now.

Posted by Lenny Herold at 09:13 AM | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBacks (0)