Why I love week 10 / Why I suck at Write Ups
by Randie Swwanberg
.....after further review, the call on the field stands. The 2 point conversion is good!
RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH as the crowd goes wild. Gruden has balls the size of casaba melons. That's two weeks in a row a coach has had the nuts to allow his team to get themselves a win in the final seconds. Now after further review, I didn't think Alstott made it but WHATEVER MAN! Grrr I'm loving my bag teams. Every dog has his day and after three years my picks have finally paid off. I distinctly remember at last season's payoff a collective hint of elation echoing out of my fellow bag-mates after I selected Tampa Bay with my first pick. Colin says to me, "why the hell did you take Tampa?" and I was like, "uh, I think Tennessee is going to really suck." Well, my bag team is better than your bag team, my bag team is better than your bag team, nah nah nah nah nah suck it!
In fact I was just commenting to Shawn the other night, over 162 beers at McSorley's, how Colin's bag teams have been beating up on the rest of us all year. The Skins beat the 49ers and Chicago and the Browns beat Chicago and Tennessee. So yes, before this weekend he was 4-0 in bag matchups. Super sweet revenge and many thanks to Chucky. Now I usually don't care about whether the Redskins win or lose but this was especially sweet as they are Colin's (2nd most bag wins) as well as Wendler's favorite team (I was playing Joe Joe in FF this weekend). In the end I got great points from Galloway and Portis and the Bucs won the game. In my other bag game, the Bears beat the 49ers and set a new NFL record with a 108 yard missed FG return for a TD. Once again it's double sweet as Bang Bang are my fantasy defense and that's 6 points. That makes it 2-0 and a weekend bag sweep! I think that should count for something don't you? If I do end up winning this thing I'll steal a page out of asshole and call out a presidential salute for my minions.
Speaking of minions, I can't remember who I was talking to because I was probably drunk, but the idea of creating a garbage bag farm team was being thrown around. Just like baseball, whoever gets the bag gets sent down and the winner of the minor league gets called up, and a consequential shot at being the overlord. Who's in? I know Barry wants some. Hey Barry! You're way cooler than your brother.
As far as the rest of the weekend goes, my two wins pushed me (12-6) ahead of Colin (8-10) by 4 games. Lenny (5-13) took a hit and him and Shawn (5-13) are now tied in the cinch.
OK so I wrote all of that last sunday night and was unable to perform my GB responsibilities as didn't get this submitted in time. I guess I need to ease up on my dissin' of Colin or I'll be sitting in a puddle of peanut butter funk right next to him. My apologies to my bag mates and all you bag lovers out there.
Look for the full week 11 write up coming soon.
Randie
Comments
Well, you're right about one thing - my bag teams SUCK. What the FUCK was I thinking drafting the Dolphins? Seriously, I can't do anything right.
I'm destined for plastic.
Posted by: Lenny Herold | November 22, 2005 10:45 AM
Despite Randy not _really_ doing a full write up and despite the partial write up coming in late, I have to commend Randie for at least not having a handfull of grammatical errors in his submission.
Arrr
Posted by: Russ | November 22, 2005 09:44 PM
Thanks_Russ_for_the_props and for knowing the correct spelling of my name.
Posted by: R-A-N-D-I-E | November 24, 2005 02:04 PM
I try to help out.
Posted by: RRRRUUUUSSSS | November 27, 2005 08:22 PM