Wow, so now I have to do at least one "extra" shot during the payoff next year. I am so late with this write up that F. Shawn has actually proposed that I wear a jock full of peanut butter next year. This is what I have to say about that: Fuck peanut butter.

Maybe it is because the new job is so crazy, and so watchful from an IT perspective. Perhaps it is because when I get home I have three kids wanting to read stories and play football. On a side note, I have been thinking... Maybe God truly does intend for us to pump out as many kids as we can, because it seems to also be on his agenda that every child's unspoken goal is to violently remove their father's genitals; or at least smash them into oblivion. I am not sure, maybe it is because I am still so in shock from Lenny's attempt to introduce culture to this foolishness. Lenny, I must high coup your haiku; so ahh chu and I say bless you.

Basically I can't believe that the Skins and the Browns are stepping up for me. I am actually excited about my teams and the season to come.

From the North East, The City of Champions is turning to the City of Zombies as the Patriots find out what it is like to have an injury riddled defense and the Red Sox blow the AL wild card. At least those five hundred World Series rings actually meant something for the six months that they have been around... keep any eye out on ebay.

I will give you some one line updates and you can get the current scores and standings from Lenny's timely week 5 update.

Shawn:

Oakland beat Dallas by a touchdown, I can't complain because I hate Dallas. Oakland not looking as strong as we all thought. San Fran got spanked in Mexico City by the Caaaaaads. They suck, hopefully they loaded up on tequila before they came home because that will be the only good thing that happens to them this year.

Randie:

Randie's teams look tuff. Tampa Bay slowly rolled over Detroit while Chicago took a rest this week.

Lenny

Miami had a bye week... Ricky better be drinking that goldenseal or whatever it is he masks the weed with; and somebody get him some toothpaste. The phins are blowing it right out of their blow holes. Tennessee was spanked by Manning 1 and the Colts. Good Luck Lenny.

Colin:

My only game of the week was a win in OT. Washington puts it in second gear and just keeps it chugging... out of Seattle and all the way to Victory Town. Browns had a week off.

Thanks for tuning in... and sorry of the gap in the Bag!

Colin