I AM YOUR WEEK 1 OVERLORD!

ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME ON YOUR PLASTIC PRAYER RUGS!

HA HA HA HA! CINCH SACKS FOR EVERYONE!

KC (1-0) - Holmes = Awesome

Daytwa (1-0) - Good enough to beat AZ....yikes...Joey = Jeter for the ladies.

Bills (1-0) - Crushing blow. Defense?...fo' Shizzle!

Caaahds (0-1) - Buh-buh-buh-Boldin! I am KAZAAM!

Bungles (0-1) - Plummer tried to give them the game, they gave it back with a smile.

Carolina (1-0) - Peete to the Pine. Delhomme says "Po' Boys fer Everybody!" Intriguing?!

Dull-Ass (0-1) - Tuna is still in the can. But the whoop ass will be open on Tuesday at practice.

Texans (1-0) - Yee-haw! Sack free! Just like Henson is with the Yankees...

Standings are: (Name, W-L, PF, PA, TDs)

1. Shawn, 2-0, 69, 38, 9

2. Randie, 1-1, 55, 42, 7

3. Colin, 1-1, 34, 47, 3

4. Lenny, 1-1, 34, 53, 4

So as of right now...

Shawn is in the lead... Randie is wearing a Cardinals jersey (Smith or Blake?)... Colin is face painting Dallas (a wicked big staaahhh!)... Lenny is wearing the bag, drinking Vodka-Gins, and buying me a Harp...

I'm almost giddy enough to forget how badly the Patriots were beaten...