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From: Lenny Herold [mailto:lherold@mail.ivillage.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2003 12:19 PM
Subject: Bag goodness
With everyone except Shawn at 1-1, this is a big week early. Here's this
week's bag matchups:
Shawn:
Pittsburgh @ KC - with a good team coming into Arrowhead, this is
definitely not a gimme
Detroit @ GB - I don't see Joey throwing four more TDs this week (but since
he's one of my fantasy starters, I kinda hope he does.)
PREDICTION: 1-1
Randie:
Buffalo @ Jax - No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills! After
festing on the Patsies last week, Buffalo better not have a letdown vs. Jax
Seattle @ Arizona - Eww. I think watching weeds grow would be more fun
than this game
PREDICTION: 1-1
Colin:
Houston at NO - Joe Horn is questionable, and so is the Saints' offense
Dallas at NYG - Welcome home, Tuna! BTW, your QB sucks
PREDICTION: 0-2
Lenny:
Cincinnati at OAK - Ouch - it hurts. Cincy is my bag team, and I have
Kitna and Dillon on my fantasy team. Oakland is pissed.
Carolina at TB - Um, uh oh. This could hurt.
PREDICTION: 0-2
Anyone know where I can get my brown and orange face paint?
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From: "Fitzgerald, Shawn"
Subject: RE: Bag goodness
Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 13:01:35 -0400
Brown and Orange?!?! I best see some Black and Orange Tiger stripes!
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From: Lenny Herold [mailto:lherold@mail.ivillage.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2003 1:11 PM
Subject: RE: Bag goodness
At 01:01 PM 9/11/2003, Fitzgerald, Shawn wrote:
>Brown and Orange?!?! I best see some Black and Orange Tiger stripes!
Pipe down fruitcake - you could be a face painter too. That lion thingy on
the helmets will look good on your cheek....
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From: "Fitzgerald, Shawn"
Subject: RE: Bag goodness
Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 13:16:05 -0400
Yeah. I think I would go with the temporary tattoo on each cheek and then
silver and blue paint everywhere else. That would look good. Bob Ross Jr.
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From: COLIN.FITZGERALD@phoenixwm.com
Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 13:22:58 -0400
Subject: RE: Bag goodness
Both of you, don't make me confiscate your tattoos and fan brushes... of
course with the current outlook I would be proud to be a face painter. I
have to double up on corn starch this week, and start saving 20 bucks a
week for the massacre I will be so sad. Lenny, I hope your predictions go
out like Jimmy the Greek, but I have a feeling that even thought I don't
like what you have to say, you might be pretty damn accurate; much like
Jimmy.
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From: "Fitzgerald, Shawn"
Subject: Baggers Ahoy!
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 11:30:45 -0400
To all the Possible Bag Wearers:
I have created a spreadsheet (in true dork fashion) to show who is in the lead every week. I have attached it for your review. The current standings are:
Shawn
Randie
Colin
Lenny
Colin is holding on to the face paint by the "Points For" tie breaker. Good luck this weekend!
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From: "Fitzgerald, Shawn"
Subject: Da da da -DAAAAAAAAA
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 09:14:57 -0400
Bagzilla!
The Cards beat Farve! The Cards beat Farve!
The world is ending! Hold on to your sack and cinch it tight!
Standings are:
Shawn
Randie
Colin
Lenny
Let me know if you get that thing up and running...
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Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 06:42:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: Randie Swanberg
Subject: Re: Da da da -DAAAAAAAAA
Upset in the desert. WOW and I thought I'd have an 0-2
week. Thanks Farve for choking in the end.
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Subject: RE: Da da da -DAAAAAAAAA
From: COLIN.FITZGERALD@phoenixwm.com
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 10:59:47 -0400
Like a Ralphy on Christmas morning, I actually convinced myself that the
Red Rider BB gun would be under the tree. Only there was no cool cursing
dad to bail me out on Sunday. This led to a disappointing weekend for me.
Lion's and Card's and Chief's... oh my.
Can we put this graphic on the site? Actually, just use it instead of my
NAME!!!
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From: "Fitzgerald, Shawn"
Subject: Hefty Hefty Hefty!
Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2003 13:52:42 -0400
BagBoys,
Oh, Baby...how quickly fortunes change:
Shawn
Colin
Lenny
Randie
Randy is now in the "Bag-Cellar". Lenny is coming on strong with 2 well matched teams. Colin's all Texas formula has worked for him so far.
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Subject: Re: Hefty Hefty Hefty!
From: COLIN.FITZGERALD@phoenixwm.com
Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:05:49 -0400
Hey... I need the updated spreadsheet dude. I was so happy yesterday that I
raised an extra Guinness for each of you!!!
Lenny, the Bengals pulled through for you dude: Too bad they don't play the
Browns every Sunday! Shawn still has the steady heavy with KC, I would have
never chosen them... good call. I was dancing in the Chili's take out area
by the bar when I saw Detroit flub the 4th and 10 conversion last night.
Wooooo Wooooooooo!!!
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Subject: W5
From: COLIN.FITZGERALD@phoenixwm.com
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2003 14:21:42 -0400
I was bored so I did the sheet... Shawn, you may want to double check the
accuracy, but I think I did it right.
Well, KC is going to have to enter a second half of seasonal strife if we
are to catch Shawn at this point. Even if we catch on total wins, a tie
will be blown out of the water with his total "points for". And TDs
a-plenty. Good pick on the Chiefs man.
I held second by the skin of the pig's teeth so far... Lenny is tied with
me on games, with only 3 points for separating us, the B's are like
concrete shoes my friend. But the Texans have yet to prove their love for
me too... I dig the intensity thus far, we should exchange cell phone
numbers for blind hazing on game day.
Randy bro... one game behind on the over all but real strong on points
for... with a couple wins you could be the best bet for taking over at some
point.
Lenny, I will try not to let my face paint get on your garbage bag!
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From: "Fitzgerald, Shawn"
Subject: RE: W5
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2003 14:59:35 -0400
I didn't have time to check it over...I did one today too. I use the
ESPN.com game reviews as the "Holy Bible" for scoring.
I need to do a write up. I'll try this afternoon.
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From: "Fitzgerald, Shawn"
Subject: Da-Da-Da-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 11:40:05 -0500
Lenny! You're the winner this week. TALK IT UP! Let's see a good write up for the fans...the standings are:
Shawn
Lenny
Colin
Randie
I'm boned next week as KC is off and Detroit is playing Oakland....Sayonara to 1st place...Buffalo is off next week too Randie and AZ plays Cincy in a head to head bag match up!
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From: Lenny Herold [mailto:lherold@mail.ivillage.com]
Sent: Monday, October 27, 2003 11:28 AM
Subject: Re: Da-Da-Da-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
At 12:40 PM 10/27/2003, Fitzgerald, Shawn wrote:
>Lenny! You're the winner this week. TALK IT UP! Let's see a good write
>up for the fans...the standings are:
Thank you, thank you, your adulation is greatly appreciated. A writeup
will be forthcoming - hopefully I can get to it later today.
>Shawn
>Lenny
>Colin
>Randie
Shawn, are we not tied for first place now at 9-6? I have not seen a
recent spreadsheet - maybe Randie could make a link on the site so we can
post an updated copy?
>I'm boned next week as KC is off and Detroit is playing
>Oakland....Sayonara to 1st place...Buffalo is off next week too Randie and
>AZ plays Cincy in a head to head bag match up!
Not so fast my friend... Oakland has proven that they can lose to
anybody. But no one can stop my TIGGERS! They are rolling! Too bad
Dillon had to wreck his car on the way to the game - more in the writeup...
L.
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From: "Fitzgerald, Shawn"
Subject: RE: Da-Da-Da-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 12:42:13 -0500
Coupla points here....
First, I do believe I'm ahead on Points For, even though you have a game in
hand. Updated sheet is attached.
Second, I don't think Dillon crashed his car. I bet they sat him for being
a douche this week, but they didn't want the media hype.
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From: "Colin Fitzgerald"
Subject: Humiliation...
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 09:06:31 -0500
The product of talking smack... my god was yesterday was terrible. I almost feel bad for Randie now, you hate to see a landslide. But the peloton is separating from the me in the middle, and Randie is breaking on the Alps. (For those of you who watched all 19 stages of the Tour). I don't know what is worse, allowing Kinta to score so many points, or actually losing to the Bengals.
Well the stage is set. After receiving no less than 15 phone calls yesterday with phrases such as, "YOU'RE A HOMO!!!", I am braced for the abuse. Bring it on.
Happy Bagging,
Colin
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From: "Colin Fitzgerald"
Subject: the updated spreadsheet
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 09:30:49 -0500
even if we catch shawn on wins... his points for are insane, KC put up 41 this weekend. Lenny and I are still tied on games, but the points for spread is at 21 in L dogs favor.
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Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 09:46:41 -0500
From: Lenny Herold
Subject: Re: the updated spreadsheet
At 09:30 AM 11/10/2003 -0500, Colin Fitzgerald wrote:
>even if we catch shawn on wins... his points for are insane, KC put up 41
>this weekend. Lenny and I are still tied on games, but the points for
>spread is at 21 in L dogs favor.
Dude, you're not allowed to do the spreadsheet if you're smoking crack.
Carolina is 7-2. I'm one game back of Shawn, and you're one game back of
me. I believe I get the writeup this week because my teams scored the most
points (61-53)? Shawn isn't back until later today, but I think that's right.
L.
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From: "Colin Fitzgerald"
Subject: Re: the updated spreadsheet
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 10:27:21 -0500
Even with all the things I have going for me... I can't shake the grip. The crack pulls hard.
Here is the correct version. The Lenny's have it.
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From: "Fitzgerald, Shawn"
Subject: RE: the updated spreadsheet
Date: Tue, 11 Nov 2003 09:47:50 -0500
Lenny, it's you this week dude. Have at it. I did the sheet also, jut cuz I am a total f'in dork.
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